Resident Aristocrat, Lady Silver was admitted earlier today to the Patchup Ward at Dollby City Hospital.

Chief surgeon at the hospital said, ‘ We were shocked to find her suffering with a damaged arm. We quickly helped to resolve the problem which had extended into her wrist and shoulder with a unique kind of glue gun and special filler injection. She was then sent for sanding - a revolutionary new kind of treatment that helps the Dollywood residents look and feel their best. All the celebrity dollies want it done and the treatment is in high demand!’

Lady Silver was unable to comment on the treatment, but visitors to the hospital commented on how good she now looks!