Further to allegations of his secret drinking habits and rowdy behaviour, Dangerous Dave has been involved in a car crash to be aired on Channel Five’s Fifth Gear on Monday 18 August at 8pm. To the presenters and production crew of the show, he and his girl-friend Joyce were simply employed to demonstrate the dangers of rolling convertable cars, but we know better in Mannakin Land and that it was a result of Dangerous Daves alchoholic antics.

Reports say he picked up new girl-friend Joyce and was showing off in his convertable after drinking heavily throughout the day. Once behind the wheel, it was a serious case of Rock n Roll.

Dangerous Dave and Joyce are currently in the spare part department of Dollby City Hospital waiting for repairs. Roz Mita, Mannakin director said, ‘It is a relief that although involved in a serious crash, both mannequins are fit enough for repairs, saving yet more junk from going into landfill.’

Repairs are due to start next week. Watch this space!